Monday, June 21, 2010

dreams really do come true

that's right in downtown greer you can drink wine in boutiques. you should buy a house here immediately.

nyc + lost exhibit = sam & I feeling like total nerds

well now thats purdy

Its been quite a while for However due to my recent unemployment (by choice, ahem) I figure I have nothing but time to at least document these oh so interesting days. I know there are many to none that are truly invested in my fast paced high career oriented big city lifestyle. I wanted to oblige all these requests and give the people what they want.

I could go over my past few weeks here in the metropolis of Greer, SC or I could just go over today, then get in the bath, and if you're lucky return tomorrow and ATTEMPT to give you a play by play of said weeks.

Ahem.. today. monday june 21 in the year of our lord 2010.
Well today was a big day, I decided to visit the long awaited "Six Wags Over Greer" Yes that's right folks... six wags. I went out there with my friend Rita, her dog Sadie, and my dog Suki. Now there are three parts to six wags, actually four. Two of the four are "Redneck Playgrounds" described as places for troubled dogs that don't play well with others. Did I mention Six Wags isn't free, because it isn't. You are supposed to drop your cash in a slot to a tiny houseoffice in between the four fences. The good ol' honor system which by the way we followed and dropped our money there. We had our pick of playgrounds because we were the only people there, this whole thing lasted almost an hour and then it was too hot for any of us to stay any longer.

After this there was Chick fil a, and for the first time since the Spicy sandwich came out I didn't get it. I was disappointed and will never make that mistake again. I don't think I can eat anything else there again.

Okay I will spare you the rest, but I will be writing again soon as something happens to me. And well lets face it....that may not be soon at all.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

We Don't Need No Education

I won't post a video every-time, its only fitting. Im taking out my mental frustrations about writing papers again. Its odd because it seems that writing really long papers always inspires me to write other things, things that aren't necessary and things I don't have time for. However, I suppose writing this could motivate me to write my paper?

I have a problem you see, I have these dreams about people and in these dreams we are in love. The problem is that post-dream I think I actually love this person. These people occupy my daydreams. It is a really distracting and terrible thing. The last dream I had was about one of my anthropology professors. I suppose you could say this man is attractive, not in the conventional sense, but in the sense he's young and extremely intelligent. I feel like in my dream state we had this Kevin Spacey in The Life of David Gale thing going for us. Intelligent professor meets young co-ed attracted by his wit. That makes it sounds dirtier then it actually is, its much more innocent than this. Okay all of these things fine, dream was normal. We were dating and in love. Now the problems lies in the fact that I am now continually distracted in class. I find myself daydreaming about us dating. I am not in love with the man, I am not attracted to him either, however the dream has led me to believe I am. Problem with daydreaming comes in when he calls on me to answer questions and thinks I am listening because I am looking him straight in the eye (aka gazing longingly). Then realizing after him repeating my name 3 times that he wants some sort of response to a question he posed less than thirty seconds ago. To make matters worse he thinks my name is Kathleen, and its not. Yet how can I risk embarrassing myself and the man of my dreams in front of my peers and his students? Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt right? My last dream boyfriend was Will Smith, and I don't have to see Will Smith twice a week so this interest was easier to overcome. When I say overcome I think thats rash because I still feel compelled to support his acting career by watching all his movies the good and the bad.

Let me also add that my professor had a shot-gun wedding to a Taiwanese woman over Spring Break. This was recently unveiled in class, I heard that sentence loud and clear. I feel as if its aiding me in getting over my pretend relationship, seeing as how he's married now and I am not Taiwanese and apparently thats his thing because the class is East Asian Pop Culture. I blame the marriage not on love but maybe she needed citizenship to stay in the country, as seen in the Ang Lee film, The Wedding Banquet. Inquiring minds desire knowing.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

I know you saying something, but I can't hear ya

This is the funniest/cutest thing I have seen in a long time. The baby has a bobble head, and looks like some sort of offspring of Spak and Captain Kirk. All in all funny.

And please go listen to the album the Natural Bridge by Silver Jews its amazing, and if that doesn't suit your taste I offer you Shawty Lo from Atlanta.
Unattractive dirty south rapper with hits like "talking out the side of your neck" and "dey know"

Saturday, March 1, 2008

under construction..

working on posting soon, probably tomorrow, out of time for today, this set up thing is a bitch.